My head felt woozy, and the music hammered hypnotic rhythms into my head, as I walked back towards the table where my friends were. Passing the bar, I noticed the barmaid had a sexy smile on her lips. I thought it was just for me, but, before I could make a fool of myself, a voice in my head told me I was letting my imagination run away with me.
'Drink can play hell with your thinking' I thought to myself, as I sat down at the table where my friends were congregated. It was clear that no one had noticed I had been gone.
"Been for a piss mate?" asked Bob, as I took the empty seat next to him.
"Yeah did you get some fresh air then?" I replied.
"Er well yes thanks," he blurted, before saying "it was quite refreshing"
I asked Bob whether the fresh air and exercise had helped with Karen's headache, and he told me it had. The glance they exchanged suggested there had been something more than fresh air involved.
"I need the toilet myself," Bob said, rising from his seat "back soon."
As he walked off, Karen slid across to where he had been sitting. Leaning in close to me, she whispered, "I have cum leaking from my crack." Not for the first time with Karen, I felt lost for an answer.
Keeping my composure, I whispered back, "I am here if you need a refill."
Squeezing my shoulder, Karen whispered, "I don't think Bob is the kind of guy that likes threesomes, he's nowhere near as big as you."
She was licking her lips as I looked at her, and I whispered back, "I imagine you can be very persuasive, are you staying with Bob tonight?"
Karen quietly replied, "Yes I am, Bob said he would order a taxi after he had been for a pee, so it should be here soon." Her phone buzzed, and she said, "that's Bob, the taxi is on its way"
Squeezing her hand, I replied, "Well goodnight then Karen, it's been good"
As only Karen can, she leered, and hissed, "Just think about what you are missing while I am giving him a blow job in the cab."
My reply to this barb, was to say "I will, but not as much as you," thinking to myself 'not often I get the last word in with her.'
As she rose to leave, I noticed a slight damp patch on her skirt, and dirt on her sleeve. I suddenly felt arousal, and a kind of jealousy.
After she had gone, I looked down at my drink, collecting my thoughts. I became aware of a large deep cleavage in front of me at eye level, and a voice saying "This drink is for you" and, as I raised my head up further, saw the voice came from the full, red, lips of the barmaid who had been smiling earlier. The smile was still there, sexier and sweeter than before.
"Thanks" I said, thinking Bob had ordered it.
"I saw where you were sitting and brought it over myself when I got the chance" she said, oozing charm.
"I think that kind of personal service makes all the difference" I returned, holding the gaze in her eyes in mine.
"I am about to go on my break if you wanna join me," she said, laughing slightly.
I didn't need further invitation and got up to follow her. As she walked away, her arse swung suggestively from side to side, beneath the short dress she wore. Unlike almost all the women in the club, she had flat everyday shoes on her feet, which wasn't remarkable, just noticeable.
As I caught up with her, she turned and said to me. "We do have a restroom, but I think you want to be interrupted about as much as I do."
As I replied "W hat do you suggest?" she fished into a pocket of the dress, and removed a key.
"Key to the cellar," she said, and with that, led me through a narrow doorway where there were some steps. "You first' she said, "I don't want your cock in the back of my head.