It was a typical mid-summer Saturday afternoon. A longtime friend, Mike, had invited me to stop over that evening to hang out. Mike’s house was about a ninety-minute drive away and it was inferred that there would be quite a bit of drinking involved, so I packed a bag just in case I needed it.
Mike was in his mid-thirties, and I was a few years older than him. He had recently gone through a divorce from his second wife and was having a bit of a personal crisis at the time. He had been trying to keep himself as busy as possible so that he didn’t have to spend too much time sitting around thinking about things.
He had always been a curious sort of guy. Mike had been twice married and typically ran through women like crazy anytime that he was between relationships, or one was on the rocks. Although he did some masculine things like spend a lot of time working on cars and firing his small arsenal of guns, there was also another side to him.
Mike also did several things that most men his age don’t typically do, such as go to tanning booths or spray tan. He had recently spent thousands of dollars on teeth whitening and was well known for getting “all-over” hair removal.
I had always been curious about Mike and whatever his real sexuality was. In fairness, I was never open about my own sexuality to anyone around the workplace, either. I wondered if anybody else would be at his house on this particular evening, or if it just be the two of us. That led me to be overly cautious, and I went to his house prepared for almost anything.
When I arrived, it seemed like I would be the only guest that evening. I was somewhat relieved because I was certain that I wouldn’t have known anybody else at the party. Conversely, it also put on quite a bit of pressure, because until that night we had never spent time together away from work.
I knocked on the door and Mike let me in. I toted in my overnight bag, as well as a few packs of my favorite beers. He volunteered that I should toss my bag on the couch. Although there was a spare bedroom, his ex had taken most of the furniture from it, so either of the two couches was my best sleeping option.
Mike was quick to offer that we both take a dip in his swimming pool. I hesitated to take him up on his offer because it just seemed strange for us to strip down to essentially our underwear minutes after getting together. Instead, I asked for a raincheck and mentioned that I could really use one of those beers.
We each grabbed a beer and put the rest in the refrigerator. There was already quite a bit of alcohol in there. He invited me to join him at the counter and we sat at adjacent bar stools.
We chatted for a while. Most of the conversation was centered around the handful of women that he had either recently lured into his bedroom or was attempting to do so. He was all over any sort of social media that he thought would get him a piece of action. After a quick synopsis of his dating situation, he grabbed his phone and started to show me the profiles of his current targets.
Mike was never known to be “light on the details” with me. I got a very thorough description of the women as well as his encounters with them. Predictably, he opened the pictures file on his phone and started to show me some of the photos that he had taken with them. Mike had shared some of these pictures with me before, but I was about to get overloaded with them.
As he clicked through the folders, I could see that the file with the suggestive or explicit pictures had more than three thousand images in it. None of them were sorted at all, although they naturally clustered together by the default name that the camera assigned them.
The vast majority of them were of his most recent ex, whom he had been with for around seven years. While she was average-looking, I never really cared for her too much. I knew a bit too much of her backstory, and I found her to be a detestable human being.
There were some really attractive girls as well, particularly his first wife. The pictures of her in her late teens absolutely blew my mind. He eagerly showed me all of her pictures and then sent them to my phone for my own personal enjoyment. Then he admitted that they had hooked up just a few weeks prior and asked me if I wanted to see how she looked in the present. I was apprehensive about how well her body would have held up but ended up pretty impressed.
While she had put on some weight and had a couple of children since that time, she still looked much the same. Her previously impressive C-cup breasts had ballooned to some bra-busting letter designation that I couldn’t really comprehend. They were still remarkably perky given both the years that had passed and their size. Still, it was strange to see her standing in front of the couch that I had just passed by as she flashed him for the camera. The fact that he admitted that she was currently married made me feel slightly uncomfortable as well.
Having caught my full attention at that point, I was hit with a barrage of different images. Each time, he would show me a picture and then pull the camera back to hunt for the next one that he wanted to share. It would have been much easier if we had simply gone through the images together, but I already knew why he didn’t do that. There was a lot of stuff on there that he was reluctant to show me.
While I have no way of knowing what was actually in that folder, Mike would occasionally post pictures of himself on his Instagram account. Typically, those pictures were selfies that he would take while modeling different underwear, quite often thongs. It was a strange thing to share with others, particularly people at work. That didn’t seem to faze him, though. He would often brag about how much women liked his ass.
As the “back-and-forth” continued, he slid his phone over once again. When I looked down, I saw a photo of him and his most recent ex. He was seated on the edge of the bed in front of a mirror, while she was leaning crossways across his lap with his cock halfway down her throat. As I looked down, a shocked look flashed across my face, and he quickly pulled the phone away. He acted like it was an accident and said, “Oops, wrong picture,” or something like that.
He continued to show me pictures for a while, but now my mind was stuck on that one particular image. I had never really found Mike to be an attractive guy before that day. One quick glimpse of his ex struggling to manage his fat cock changed my outlook, though.
I had always noticed how much he like to brag about his big cock. That seemed to be pretty typical of guys that I have spent time with before. Generally, the more that they brag, the less impressive they are. Mike had just blown my entire theory out of the water.
The pictures of his first wife had already got me aroused, but now I was almost shaking with excitement. I wondered if he had taken hardcore pictures of himself with her as well. After pondering it for a moment, I was convinced that he had.
I kept trying to envision the earlier photo in my head. It was such a quick glimpse that I really couldn’t even be sure that I had seen what I thought I did. I was certain that I saw at least three, perhaps four, inches of very thick cock that she could not fit inside of her mouth. That, combined with a very impressive set of low hangers, made me almost giddy with excitement.
After what seemed like forever, I finally figured out a clever way to broach the subject again.
“I feel pretty bad for your ex, man,” I volunteered.
“Yeah, why is that?”
“It has to be dangerous wrapping your lips around that needle-dick.”
“Yeah, whatever!” he blustered. Then he offered one of his typical demonstrations where he mimicked handling a ridiculously oversized cock and imitating her making “glugging” sounds as he pounded her throat with it.
“I am just saying that the quick look that I got didn’t look very impressive,” I taunted.
Mike grabbed his phone, once again eager to prove me wrong and verify his impressive manhood. After a bit of searching, he gave up on finding the picture in question and flashed me a completely different image.
It seemed to be a fairly recent picture. Mike was a rather tall guy and had to stand at about 6’4”. His weight tended to fluctuate wildly. If he was single, it would drop dramatically until he was in the two-hundred-pound range. When he was attached, it would quickly balloon to two-fifty plus. In the picture, he was clearly on the lower end of that scale.
He was facing the camera with a full erection. I was quickly able to confirm that it was indeed as thick as I had originally thought. His cock seemed to be about eight inches long and the full, plump balls that dangled beneath it made it look all the more impressive.
Surprisingly, he doubled down on the dare. He started to slowly swipe through the other pictures on the set. Several of them, not surprisingly, featured side profiles that showed off his smooth, hairless butt. As I looked closely, I caught a glimpse of something black peeking between his crack.
“Dude, are you wearing a butt plug?” I asked. “You totally are, aren’t you?”
“What? No, of course not!” he answered defiantly. “It must just be something in the background.”
”Must be something in your background,” I fired back.
“Why are you looking at my ass, anyway? At first, you want to see my big, fat cock, then you want to check out my ass.”
“I just see what I see, man,” I stated matter-of-factly. “I will admit that your cock is pretty impressive. I can see why your ex was struggling with it, I would as well.”
Mike had stepped forward by volunteering to show the pictures, so it was time for me to acknowledge some interest.
“Yeah!” he chirped. “You’ve been thinking about my big dick a lot, haven’t you?” he challenged.
“Not until a few minutes ago. But now it’s all that I can think about, “I confessed.
That was as much of an invitation as Mike required. He stood up and yanked his shorts to the floor exposing his eager and erect cock. I stood up and dropped to my knees. Unfortunately, Mike was so tall and well-equipped that I had a difficult time finding a comfortable position to address him properly.
True to my word, I sucked his cock in clumsy fashion. I completely enjoyed it, even if it was highly ineffective. Several times during the exchange, he reached over, squeezing my ass with both hands.
When I backed away, he immediately asked, “Are you ready to take this big, fat cock in your ass?”
At that point, I had already figured out what Mike wanted to hear from any partner. He thrived on any sort of confirmation that he had a big, fat cock. While I was going to use it judiciously, I would give him what he wanted.
“Yeah, I’ll take your fat cock. If you admit that you were wearing a butt plug in those pics.”