A mermaid waved to me, then dove off her rock and swam to the ship, smiling.

I helped her onto the deck, and the touch of her skin was electric. Touching her tits aroused me beyond my wildest dreams.

I gazed into her eyes, then leaned in to kiss her.

We both shivered, and things quickly progressed…

…except, I couldn’t find any place to shove my cock.

Undaunted, I flipped her over, figuring we could enjoy oral sex…

…but while I was thrilled by her mouth on my dick, she was an unholy disappointment!

So I threw her back.