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Ooh I like this.

Not sure this isn't well-known but Tori Amos taught herself piano by ear as a toddler, and was composing her own songs by age three. She was so fucking good, she became the youngest person to join some hoity toity musical institute where she studied the classics, and was also, I believe, the only person encouraged to leave due to musical differences. By the time she was eleven.

She's an amazing pianist, totally fucking bonkers and, while I don't love everything she's ever done, I can't say how many times I've played the album Under The Pink. In fact, I'm surprised the laser didn't wear out the CD substrate on my copy during my uni years.

She's also much shorter than I expected, when she snuck out of a side door after the show at Sheffield Civic Hall and almost collided with my wife.

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It gives me great pleasure to announce that this curiously-titled piece of erotica has been decorated with the coveted Editors' Pick ribbon.

Brimming with sumptuous details and vulnerability, the two main characters discover one another... and themselves, as they spend a scorching time in bed.

The piece is narrated with such honest confidence it's hard not to get swept up in wanting to find out what the hell the title has to do with it all. And, even when it's revealed, you still want to read on to see how it's reconciled.

It's such an original tale, told with incredible panache, and I'm so pleased the panel agreed with me that this is fiiiiine storytelling.

Please read I Only Cum When A Dog Watches by KellyRandom and join me in bestowing congratulations on writing such a fantastic story.

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If anyone turns up at my door and asks if Sarah Connor lives here, I say, "Nah mate, next town over."

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TurnItIn is also easy to misconfigure and generate tonnes of false positives, e.g. when basing your work on someone else's research from which you've quoted, or it thinking you've plagiarized your references section because you've referenced exactly the same texts as millions of other people.

When publishing on Amazon now, there's a radio button you have to select to declare if you used AI software to write your book. So they can 'collect information about the use of machine tools in creating content'. To what end, I'm not sure.

So called "AI" generators are very good at churning out content that's the same as everyone else's, because that's all they have to go on: a huge body of already published work to steal from, tweak and pretend it's new.

It's even more hilarious when asking it to generate product or service blurb for a company: it spits out the same meaningless platitudes and drivel that almost every lazy copywriter has ever written on the web or copied from other websites. Again, because that's all it can do. It's not machine learning, it's machine regurgitation.

As for Grammarly being classed as AI, that's an intriguing classification given it's likely crowdsourced data that's used to make its largely piss-poor suggestions. Anyone who blindly goes through and clicks Yes to everything it suggests will, at best, have their work sandblasted to sound like everyone else's (as if an overbearing editor made the voice of your book sound like theirs) and, at worst, it'll ironically contain grammatical errors or awkward sentence constructs because it hasn't understood your intent.

I appreciate it can be helpful as a fallback to some, but I'm glad to have deleted that bag of shite off my devices!

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Say what?!

Wowow. I just woke up and found out. Had to double check it wasn't a dream.

I'm stunned. The quality of the stories was insane and I read just about all of them I think. I'm not surprised it was hard to shortlist them. Glad it wasn't my job.

Congratulations to everyone who entered, made the top 13, and my fellow podium sharers. So well deserved. It's an honour to be among such talent on this site. Reading other people's stories here pushes me to work at honing my own writing, so thank you to everyone who publishes here and helps make the site what it is.

Thanks as always to Jen, the judges, mods and the team who keep the site's lights on. You're all awesome. Drinks are on me. 🍻

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Yes it's a thing and I haven't nailed down exactly the circumstances it happens. It seems to be if you have multiple tabs open, one of which is the Messages (IM) panel and you're having a convo with someone and then flick away to the other tab. While you're there, if you get another message through, the Allow Notifications From This Website dialogue pops up.

It doesn't seem to do it on all panels (which is why I've not found a convincing pattern yet) but I'm pretty sure it does it if I'm on the forum in one tab and the IM panel in another. Maybe the profile panel, can't remember. It is kinda annoying and doesn't seem to matter if I click Deny. It comes back again next time (that might be a feature of using incognito though).

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Superb choices. Your family members and secret vote caster know a good story when they see one. Or three in this case.

Congratulations to the highly deserving podium positions. Loved all three of those, plus a tonne more that piqued my interest.

A really fun and challenging competition, Kimmi. Thank you so much for running it. Incredibly generous of you.

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Wow, that's super generous Kimmi. Trying to tell a sexy story that hints at a bigger world in just 40 words is a brain melter for sure. Thank you.

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Duct tape might be handy if you're also fancying a little light bondage play, followed by waxing your wrists. Not recommended.

Pritt Stick doesn't even hold bits of paper up on display walls, so that's out. Maybe Copydex? The meet-in-the-middle glue.

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Invest in some string, sellotape and glue so at least if the bits do start dropping off, you can reattach them and nobody will be any the wiser.

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We rarely change category unless it's been obviously mis-categorised.

And further to what Jen said, use the category for the main theme and tags for the remaining themes, to maximise your chances of someone browsing tags they are interested in and finding your story.

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Quote by CarltonStJames
I will not get tired of praising Molly's taste. Every booty she posts, I start barking at the screen

Glad I'm not the only one.

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Quote by WannabeWordsmith

My cat telling me he's hungry. Which is a LIE because I've fed him already.

Yeah, cute kitty, let's see if you can compete with Gydra.

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Here's an AI-generated photo from the cover of another (probably never going to see the light of day) story I started. Not entirely sure why it gave her a necklace and a choker when I specifically only asked for one, but I'll overlook that because of the way it captured the beautiful selfie vibe I was after.

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Not sure it's classed as sexy, smutty, fucktastic but I'm in, under the title "It's not you, it's me":

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Swaying—all hips, allure and no underwear—into the dusty truckstop diner wearing that flower sundress I bought, provided another reason.

They linked fingers across the table. Giggled.

I craved to fuck her again, even as I centered the crosshairs.

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Continguing the string of collabs, I've teamed up with the talented PurdyPeaches to help out on her spooky horror tale, Skeletons In My Closet.

Not content with one dabble in the darkness, I then lent a hand to KimmiBeGood to bring Fucking With Art to life.

So grab your teddy bears, curl up and let us whisk you away into the super unknown...

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Quote by wxt55uk
I have 27 pages to clear!

Best get reading then 😁

I don't know the status of this request, sorry. There's loads of stuff on the development list so I'm not sure how far down this is.

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Quoted notifications were definitely a feature in Lush 1.0. In addition to following a topic, people used it to drag others into a conversation they thought would interest the other person by 'tagging them' with a fake quote.

That practice was arguably a hack to get round the fact we didn't have @mentions.

Would @mentions be a better system than quoting someone? Or an additional feature, perhaps? That way we can draw attention to threads in a few ways.

Watching a topic is certainly one way to be notified, but sometimes you might have thrown your 2 cents in, but don't care enough about it to be notified of every response by everyone. So some form of (opt-in/out) notification might be handy. Whether that's when someone quotes you or @mentions you, or both, is up to whether the developers can implement it in this homegrown forum.

I'm certainly not averse to it, but care does need to be taken that we limit the amount of notifications in case bots take it upon themselves to sign up and @mention or fake quote one or more people and clog the site with notifications.

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Not Invented Here, perhaps? Or maybe the license model of off-the-shelf (free, not paid) forum software precludes using it for adult content? Since the forum already existed when Lush moved in, perhaps it didn't make sense to repave. I don't know. Just speculating.

I happen to find notification-on-quote an irritating feature, especially when bots hit the site and fake quote everything, creating a glut of potential DOS notifications.

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Yeah. I can't be bothered editing the pics, beyond adding the story titles, so I just keep tweaking the inputs and hitting Generate until something decent crops up. It's so annoying when it spews out the perfect shot except the model is cross-eyed, or their hand is part of the furniture, or they have 9 fingers on one hand, that all look like prawn stir fry.

My current main squeeze is sexy.ai because it's the only freely(ish) available service that accepts a freeform text prompt. But some of its engines are really limited. They seem to have only been trained on a handful of images so they all tend to come out with the same features, regardless if you ask for a particular age range or item of clothing or nose shape or breast size or no makeup or, heaven forbid, that the model actually has hips/a tummy. The best ones seem to be Natural Sin and any of the Realistic Vision ones, though they've gone downhill a bit recently and lean towards the slightly less realistic end of the spectrum (so they can charge for the premium versions that do ultra realistic cinematic content).

You also have to be very specific on colour. If you say "green eyes" and don't specify any other colours, they'll get green clothing too, and green flashes on scenery or green highlights in their hair. It's a bit annoying to have to be so prescriptive sometimes.

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Quote by Seeker4
stock art is probably still better

Agreed. Can't justify the expenditure though on something I don't get paid for.

Same reason I bought the Affinity suite instead of Adobe. I do occasional publishing work and occasional photo/design work, which doesn't justify the, comparatively exorbitant for my needs, Adobe CC subscription model.

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Here's one I didn't end up using for a possible forthcoming gym story. It was close, but the dodgy eye and the fact she was using a different machine to the one I asked for (to match the story) meant that it was relegated to the bin. Still a good image though.

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Quote by M_K_Babalon

I find it slightly amusing that even with all the mods, it can take just as long here as it does on Lit, where it's just Laurel.

Hehe, yeah. That's the trouble with having standards. They take time and effort!

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Quote by deviantsusie

It’d be nice I think if Brookall and Sholbin83 could be given theirs back

If it's possible to make it behave in a 'once attained, stays forever' manner, I'm sure that can be done.

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Quote by KimmiBeGood
I wonder if date one got Omnium matters. I got mine on an earlier date than Susie/Brookell.

Could well be.