Thank you. Xoxo, the text read. Sean cursed at the prospect of having to endure Michael's various caprices longer than necessary and at his inability to say no—more accurately: to say no to the pair of perky breasts Michael's mother, Sharon, used to keep in either no bra or a sports bra under her tank top. In combination with her yoga pants, this gave an overall picture that had Sean nodding absent-mindedly and stupidly commenting open-mouthed uh-huh's whenever she was talking to him, no matter the content.
But how could he possibly deny himself the pleasure of seeing those mesmerizing globes wiggle when she was giggling from their casual flirts?
Being the average victim of traditional human lack of rationality, he was taking his time to change from his tracksuit to his habitual clothes to delay the twenty-minute car ride with Michael on the backseat as much as possible. As if that helped any. He had promised he'd let the spoiled brat hitch a ride home since his mother couldn't make it.
“Promised, idiot!” Sean cussed between his teeth, reminding himself she hadn't even given him a reason—nor had he bothered to ask. He sighed as he zipped his hoodie, pinching the skin on his neck with the topmost pair of teeth out of lack of attention from being pissed at himself. “Fuck!”
At least, the damage was just superficial, he found looking in the mirror of the dressing room, but looked close enough to a hickey to have him hiss yet another curse. How would he possibly be able to face the incarnation of his most intimate desires in this condition? What would she think? ... And why even bother about such things anyway? She was one of his kids' mother—your stereotypical porn soccer mom.
What was he even worried about? From her point of view, there was nothing he could offer her anyway. For all he knew, she'd been selling his parents his diapers for a summer job as a high school freshman, to put things into the right perspective. Keep dreaming, dumbass!
Still, he hoped he could zip the hoodie close high enough to cover the bruise; maybe dig his hands into its pockets and raise the collar a little bit too? A quick exchange at her doorstep, some guiding of attention to the little rascal, perhaps. If he was lucky, a hug including an ever so brief feel of her breasts against his chest and he would be gone. She wouldn't even notice the 'hickey'. Great plan! Yeah, a hug. As if... He rolled his eyes at his own thoughts.
“Perv,” he whispered to himself under his breath as he stepped to the dressing room door, rummaging in his pocket for his set of keys.
Locking the coaches' dressing room door, he looked for Michael and sighed when he couldn't see him in the hallway. “Where'd this fucking kid go?” he sighed almost inaudibly in case the boy was standing right next to him and he had just overlooked him.
Sean decided to look for Michael while doing his inspection drill: turn off all the showers in case the kids had left them on, gather any forgotten items, switch off the lights, lock all the dressing rooms, look for any stray soccer balls or other scattered material and finally, lock the access gate.
During the round, he tried to remember how he had gotten himself into this situation of being the most popular coach of the squad—with the kids' moms anyway. The dads, not so much but they never showed up anyway. It had not been particularly difficult, being the youngest coach and the only coach following the credo of always participating in every exercise instead of showing off a well-fed pot belly and shouting out orders while loudly chewing on Nicorettes.
Also, he was, albeit fair, a very strict and demanding coach from whose practices, the kids went home crawling on all fours, much to the delight of the mothers looking forward to nights bereft of parental duties. He sure enjoyed the delighted glances he earned and the sarcastic, “poor kid, you'll be going to be early tonight,” that didn't run into any opposition. In short: the mothers were digging him big time.
This earned Sean not only the moms' gratitude but plenty of occasions to flirt those willing to. Knowing most of them were married or generally not interested in boys little more than half their age gave him the confidence to go all out and flaunt his lack of shame. The coy giggles and blushed cheeks that often ensued were the greatest rewards for having to deal with the unleashed kids.
Still, of all mothers, Sharon—the most exhaustive boy's mom—had to be the most flirtatious of them, making his head spin with a single batting of her eyes alone, giving him enough material to masturbate himself to sleep many a night.
On that day, she had asked him to take Michael home. Why, oh why, had he agreed to give her his number in the first place? He sighed as he locked the gate. Vide supra, idiot: tits! Oh, the virtues of having time-consuming hobbies and the involuntary dedication to being single they brought along.
He looked through the fence and couldn't believe what he saw: he had locked Michael into the area. This alone was no reason to get hysterical, was the boy not wallowing in the large puddle of mud that had remained after the previous day's heavy rain.
Sean shot a rhetorical question addressed to the higher powers in charge of how he had earned this as he ran to the puddle only to realize he had to get his feet wet too if he wanted to get Michael out of there. “This kid is killing me,” he moaned lowly as the muddy water soaked the socks in his shoes.
The boy threw a major tantrum as Sean lifted him by sheer force and carried him over to the outdoor shower. Wet car seats were better than wet and dirty car seats, he reasoned as the purposefully cold was raining over Michael. He held the boy as far as possible; not only to minimize the amount of collateral splash water but also to avoid the boy's wild kicks.
“Mom will kill you!” Michael yelled in his infantile rage. “She'll peg your ass to death, asshole!”
Sean indifferently rolled his eyes. He marveled at the choice of words for such a little kid, wondered where Michael had picked up these rather crude profanities, wondered if the brat actually understood a word he'd been yelling and thanked these ominous higher powers that he didn't have to deal with that boy all the time. The poor teachers at school...
The boy was still thrashing about as Sean dragged him over the floor to his car. “Look, Michael, you're only hurting yourself,” he explained, a heavy sigh in his voice.
“Yeah, but you'll get sacked if I tell Mom!” Michael yelled, his signature fake crying commencing.
“We'll see about that,” Sean nonchalantly retorted, making use of his well-experienced mask of complete disinterest. “Let's get you home and into some fresh clothes first.”
The yelling and crying reached its peak when Sean forced Michael on the backseat of his car and barely managed to get him into the seatbelt.
The ride home was uneventful hadn't it been for the heavy metal show-grade volume of Michael's unending whining and cursing. The only thing that allowed Sean to keep his sanity throughout the ride and not stop and single-handedly throw the boy under the next truck was the prospect that the ride would be over soon and he'd get greeted by the soccer mom of his dreams, possibly in skimpy underwear?
That thought had him completely oblivious to the elevated noise level surrounding him. His mind was busier with brushing away such absurd ideas—who dresses nicely at home anyway, duh?—than with the obnoxious calls for attention from the rugrat on his backseat. At the same time, he was mentally picking the color and degree of transparency of the negligee she would be wearing for him, against all voices reasoning he should not expect anything like that from a mother who was, for all he knew, married.
She would never invite him in and even if she did, he would politely decline; he had been over this scenario countless times in the past few hours. Go there, deliver the brat, say bye, end of story. And should she ask him to stay, even just for a coffee, he'd just excuse himself and show he had his desires under control. Yeah! Sounded about right. Totally legit! Piece of cake. No problem to pull off... unless she'd really be wearing that negligee. “Naïve doofus,” he cursed himself under his breath.
When he finally pulled up her driveway, his ears were ringing from the constant acoustic pressure. It was only when he heard his momentary tinnitus start predominating Michael's screaming that he realized the boy had somewhat reduced his volume. His eyes did indeed look tired when Sean opened the back door to get the boy out.
The latter was yawning when Sean rang the doorbell, his head repeating 'politely decline' like a broken record... until the door flung open and the woman standing in front of him cut his breath.
“Who the fuck are you?” Sean yelped in shock from the sight of a near-perfect clone of Sharon—minus five, maybe ten years—wearing just a sports bra and yoga leggings; no panty line nowhere in sight, nipples protruding through the thin fabric.
“Hello to you too,” the younger Sharon shot back, suppressing a snuffle. “So you must be this Sean guy my sister's been going on and on about, yes?”
“Yeah, uh,” was all Sean managed in his shame. He tried to cover up his lapse by tentatively offering her his hand, an abashed crooked smile on his lips. “Nice... uh... meet you.” Nailed it... not!
“Sheryl, nice to meet you too,” she coldly returned, giving him a surprisingly firm, almost painful handshake. “Now will you come in and try to make up for your bad start or are you gonna keep ogling my boobs?”
Caught red-handed—or better: red-faced—Sean stammered, “Yeah... uh... here's Michael.”
“I know,” came Sheryl's obviously irritated answer. “I have eyes too in case you didn't notice and they're perfectly functional. And I can also see he did a poor job trying to shower with his clothes on.”
Sean gulped at her sharp tongue and at the sudden loss of his habitual bravado and natural flirtiness with women. “A-a-and Sharon? N-not home y-yet?” Was his clumsiness due to the fact that, contrary to Sharon, Sheryl seemed to be in an age not all too far from actually available to him? Get it out of your head, dimwit! This prospect made Sean take a step back and got him all intimidated by the younger version of his most intimate wet dream's personification.
Sheryl rolled her eyes once more. “Of course not, dummy. Why d'you think she asked you to bring Michael home? Damn, you're even denser than she told me. To think I agreed to spend the evening with you and have you for dinner so Sharon can show you her gratitude. Ugh!”
Sean winced when hearing what Sharon really thought of him. At the same time, this scenario had never occurred to him. In his mind, he would have given a B-grade film noir private eye explaining the ravishing femme fatale he could never possibly fulfill her desires without putting her to grave danger but never had it crossed his mind that Sharon was possibly not even remotely interested in him, let alone thought so lowly of him.
He congratulated himself to have solved this problem before actually running into it but quickly realized that Sheryl posed an equally great—if not substantially greater—threat.
“Now let me get some fresh clothes on my nephew while you set up some rice. You can cook rice, can't you? We're having Parmigiana.” Sheryl's voice shook Sean from his daydreaming, causing him to nod stupidly just as with her older sister.
She quickly walked him through the kitchen before she put drop-dead tired Michael the shower for the umpteenth time that day and prepared his pajamas.
During dinner, the little boy hardly managed his plate before he excused himself to brush his teeth and retreat to his bed.
“Your girlfriend give you that hickey?” Sheryl asked, breaking the awkward silence that ensued and painfully reminding Sean of what he had so desperately tried to hide earlier.
Blushing furiously, he muttered, “Got no girlfriend,” before shoving a large scoop of rice into his mouth to buy some time to activate his much decelerated—a.k.a. barely existent—thinking due to the presence of the younger version of his secret forbidden crush while, internally, he kept cursing at his lack of self-control and control of the overall situation in general.
She feigned a concerned look. “Oh poor sweetie, you've never scored on any of your soccer moms then?” She rolled her eyes at the mention of that specific type of woman. Then, her face lit up with a knowing smirk. “So tryna be a player, don't you?”
For the first time, he managed to look her in the eye for more than just a split-second as his eyes grew like saucers and his face took the expression of a kid caught stealing cookies from the jar.
“Thought so,” Sheryl giggled and tugged at the cleavage of her sports bra. “Wanna play with me tonight?”
Sean's mouth sprang open and his mind went on screen saver as he caught his first glimpse of her pale breast flesh.
“They say that 'gentlemen prefer blonds', right? In layman's terms and so that even a dimwit like you understands it, 'Stupid girls fuck better.' I'm curious to find out if that holds true to guys too,” she nonchalantly added, playing with a strand of her hair, “because if it does, you'll be my ticket to sweet sexual oblivion tonight.”
“What?” Sean barely managed, giving solid proof to her undiplomatic insult to his intellect.
Sheryl rolled her eyes playfully and removed her sports bra, leaving the unveiled glory of her breasts in Sean's eyesight. He gulped at the sight and tried hard to move his eyes somewhere else while he felt his face gradually heat up to near-boiling temperature. Sheryl was grinning knowingly, not that her facial expression got registered by him. She stood up and teetered up and down on the spot, making her bosom wiggle firmly, causing Sean only to fall deeper into his hypnotized state.
As she walked over, pushing her breasts together with her upper arms, he could feel the first drop of drool running down his chin. Once she was standing next to him, she took his head and pulled his face between her breasts and made him motorboat her. She giggled when she let go of his head but he kept his nose buried between those soft, fleshy cushions.
“Lookie there who's a greedy little boy,” she aspirated with a sugary sweet voice before taking his face in both her hands and lowering her own to steal a first kiss.
He let it happen and allowed his own hands to run through her hair and caress her neck. She moaned into his mouth in response and slid her tongue past his lips while her hands were looking for his to place them on her breasts. Submissive to her charms and marveling at the prospect of an unexpected nookie, Sean decided to make the best of the situation and started to knead her breasts.
He regaled on the soft, cushion-like feel of them in his palms as he sucked her tongue between his lips and let his own play with its tip. As he let off of her tongue, a thick string of saliva briefly hung there before it snapped and the bigger glop landed on his chin due to her standing straight and him still being seated.
She grinned at him, collected the sticky slime with three fingers and licked it off while winking at him. This triggered his most primitive instincts to a point where he couldn't help but step off his chair and push her against the wall with his face buried between her boobs.
She let it happen and when her back hit the wall, he slowly traveled down, past her belly button to her crotch. He grabbed the waistband of her yoga pants and pulled them down mid-thigh so he could just sniff her womanly scent and lick her pubic mons, just millimeters away from her clit if he stretched out his tongue far enough.
As a reaction, she wriggled her legs in a vain attempt to make her pants fall to the floor to grant him better access while pressing his face into the trimmed curls of her landing strip. Along with her moans, her squirms became increasingly frustrated by the lack of proper clitoral stimulation.
As she pushed him away, he had a knowing smirk all over his face, showing he had been torturing her deliberately, denying her the full pleasure she was hoping to receive from his oral administrations.