Henry Exeter 5410 Montana Avenue Everheart, ND Dear Everheart Grourmet Subscriber: Welcome to my latest installment of the Everheart Gourmet Newsletter in which I inform the residents of Everheart of the ever-changing culinary offerings here in our fine c...
Ms. Janet Tighty Director of Human Relations Everheart Farm Supply Everheart, ND Dear Ms. Tightly: My name is Anita Boning from the receivables department. You have asked me to explain in writing why I dumped a vase of water in the crotch of Mr. Jason Joh...
Reverend James Hellenfyre First Purgatorian Church of God 2154 W. East Street Everheart ND Dear Reverend Helenfyre: This is May Bendoer. I am writing to explain what happened between me and Henry Longerson at the church picnic last week and ask that you l...
Mr. John Strickland Attorney at Law 2564 Law Ave Everheart, ND Dear Mr. Strickland: Thank you for giving me my quarterly employment review. As your legal secretary and receptionist. I appreciate the effort you put into it and intend to take all of your re...
Jane Gulpton 2354 Mill Street Cando, N.D My dearest sister Jane: Since my last letter, things have not gone well. I have been unable to find employment and my bank account is dwindling. Opportunities are not good here in Everheart and I think that what go...
Everheart Examiner Letters to the Editor Department 5487 N. South Street Everheart, ND Dear Editors: My name is Anna Hammergood. I am a regular reader of the Everheart Examiner and enjoy the paper very much. I am particularly fond of the humor section, bu...
Agnes Moorehead Box 26 Flavor Road Everheart, ND Dear Agnes: You said if I wanted to see you anymore I had to send you flowers and write you a love letter. I sent Clyde Wormin over with some flowers I picked and I ain't much of a writer but this is my bes...
NeEdna Smuthe 13 Rural Route 8 Cando, ND Dear Mom: I got moved into my student housing here in Everheart just fine and I am now fully enrolled in secretarial studies at Everheart Junior College. I got my place decorated real nice and my teachers are all g...
MEMO Donna Getenny - Chairman Women’s Council for the Preservation of Everheart City Park 1145 E. West Street Everheart, ND Re: The Summer Fundraiser Problem Dear Chairman Getenny, You asked me to investigate and report to you about the unfortunate occurr...
Reverend Amos Handenpantz First Purgatorian Church 5521 Cowherd Street Everheart, ND Dear Reverend Handenpantz: I would like to thank you very much for your recent pastoral visit to my home after the unexpected death of my husband, Walter Ferguson. I had...
John Abernathy Apartment Manager Excelsior Apartments 5896 North Madison Street Everheart, ND Dear Mr. Abernathy: I am writing to you as our apartment manager to complain about my next door neighbor, Fred Wilkins. Mr. Wilkins lives in Apartment 202, the o...
Acme Silicone Inserts 0321 Exner Street Oberon, Nebraska Ladies and Gentlemen: My name is Lydia Joozy. I am writing about your line of silicone companions for the discerning woman. I have been a satisfied customer of yours for many years, but find myself...
Letter # 2 Robert Baleful - Admissions Officer North Dakota State College 2560 Weston Street Cando, ND Re: Application of Jennifer Wakowski Dear Mr. Baleful: I am a math teacher and coach of the boys' track team at Everheart Community College and I write...
Manager Arby's Restaurant 2398 N. Myrtle Street Everheart, ND Dear Arby's: My name is Amanda Featherbottom and I am writing to complain about what is going on at your Arby's restaurant located at 2398 N. Myrtle Street here in Everheart, North Dakota The...
Once upon a midnight beery, while I stressed out, drunk and weary, In my one-room flat so dreary, a floor above a liquor store. As I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As if someone was gently rapping, rapping on my apartment door. “S...
