“You’re having me on… this has to be a parody account. How many fucking Christmas trees does a person need?” Dave asked with an air of disbelief as he handed me back my mobile phone. “Honestly, I couldn’t make this up. She really does put a tree in every...
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dawes8442
22 hours ago
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