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I have a new story for y’all! I've published the first part and am working on part two.

If You Fly, I’ll Buy is the story of a couple who continue to look for ways to keep their high sex drives satisfied.

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https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/naked-and-afraid

It's in the Reluctance category and received a RR from the Mod reviewer. The one liner is: "Karen is home alone when two criminals break in to rob her. She's afraid and that's when it gets interesting." She gets very afraid and it becomes very interesting. I hope you take the time and enjoy the read. Please "like" and comment if you feel so inclined. Both help my ego and push to write more. Thanks in advance!

Fabulous story!

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Morning Rumpies!

It’s a lovely, rainy day in Kentucky!

And LYFBUZ, you must tell me your flirty line that got you that date, or I shall drag you to Storeroom #4 and flog it out of you. 😊

Ummm...can I help?

It's been a rainy day in Florida, too—both yesterday and today. There was a Tornado Watch on both days. We needed rain so badly, and the heavens decided to make up for lost time, apparently. LOL!

I went to pickleball this morning as I am feeling so much better. I was playing pretty well, too! Then I got nailed in the eye with the ball. Fortunately, one of the guys who plays in our group is an ER doc. He made sure I was able to follow his finger with my eyes while someone ran to get me some ice. I managed to stave off a black eye, at least.

Hope all y'all are having a happy hump day!

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So, I GOTTA tell you this, even though it will probably make me sound like a jerk:

So I was talking to this really pretty girl with every single one of those nefarious intentions you are imagining. Then I used a flirty line from a story I'm working on and it WORKED! lol like worked really, really well. I'm hysterical. Second date is Friday. Life is good. Cheers!

(The women are all smirking; she was a step ahead of me wasn't she?)

She was…but it’s still lovely to hear anyway. Hope date #2 goes well! 😘

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It's been quite awhile. Missing my friends and really wanted to pop in and say hi. Resting today after receiving some injections yesterday. Life is busy as always. My littley is almost double digits and keeps me so busy. We have a dance comp this weekend that we are excited to get away for. She will be performing 2 contemporary solos, 2 trios (1 tap and 1 lyrical), and 1 production routine. Her recital is in 2 weeks which she will be doing 10 dance over 3 shows. Her production in all 3 shows, 2 solos, tap trio, contemporary trio, ballet, jazz, hip hop, acro, lyrical, That will be a really busy 2 days. Last month she completely changed her hair and looks like a teenager on me. Im.not ready for this. M⁰y grandsons are all growing too fast as well. They are 1, almost 3, and 4. The oldest is playing teeball and the middle one is learning how to ride and wants a dirt bike for his birthday. What's going on with everyone here. It would take me more forever to read everything I've missed over the last several months. I hope everyone is doing well. Please don't be afraid to drop me a line now and then. I'd really love to hear from you. Hugs to all my favorite lushies here at rumpies

Awww I miss those dance days!

It’s good to see you here! I can’t recall when we last spoke, but I now have 4 Grandkids, the youngest being 6 weeks old. She’s a sweet baby, though she seems to have days and nights a bit confused still.

As Bear mentioned, I was pretty sick for a while but I’m doing much better.

Hopefully we will see more of you here. 😘

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Install done! I’ll be in my corner, sleeping…

❤️

Puts a lil blanket over you.

I just need to fill my water bottle this morning. I'm off to the gym in a few.

Happy Tuesday! 😎

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Thanks, Kat! 😘

I’m too old for this middle-of-the-night install shit.

Will keep the coffee flowing if you need caffeine!

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Leave the light on tonight, Bearkeep. I’m bringing my laptop in for a 4am install for my client and will probably digging into the drinks and popcorn machine.

Hang in there!

Kimmi’s drinks are on me tonight. 🍷

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I've published a new microfiction story today. I hope you will enjoy All The Ways He Touches Me. 😘

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Morning all y’all. Yawns and stretches.

It has been a while since hubby traveled for work without me tagging along. Which means I did not get enough sleep last night. So, a tea with lots of caffeine would be helpful this morning. ☕🫖

Hope all y’all are having a good start to your morning. 😘

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First me and now you. Something in the ... well, we don't drink much water in this place.😁

Hi, y'all. Still focussing on SS these days, esp. with the comp on. I have a story but realized end of day yesterday that it needs to be rewritten. There's a better way to tell it,.or so my brain thinks.

Thought I would pop in for a quick visit. Later, alligators.

Earl Grey and a Boston Cream, please.

I have restarted my SS story three times. I stepped away from it yesterday to write a story for here. Hoping now that I have that one out of my brain, I can focus on the clean story. LOL!

I was given the thumbs up to ride my bike today (”It will help loosen up the junk in your sinuses”) and managed 9 miles. 🚲😎

Now it's cool off in the pool time.

We will celebrate Mother's Day today since he travels tomorrow. I told him I'm a mom every day, it doesn't matter which day I get pampered for being one. 🤣🥰

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Morning, Rumpies!

I’m gonna grasp my cross and venture into the forbidden lands to read Kat’s new one!

And only in Kentucky does our radio station lead in to Mother’s Day weekend with Yo Momma jokes. 🙄

Here’s a few gems:

Yo momma so big the sorting hat placed her in Waffle House 😳

Yo momma so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s 😕

Yo momma so ugly her husband wakes up in bed with morning wood-n’t 🤐

Hope you didn't catch on 🔥 Kimmi! Thanks for the read! It was certainly more taboo than I'm used to writing.

I hope that radio DJ’s mama smacks him upside the head.

Tea, please! Of the iced variety. It's a warm muggy day here on the beach. (still can't imbibe)

One of my kids was conceived in the back seat of my car. 😉

Good morning! I did a thing yesterday. I delved into a category that I usually steer clear of. It came about as a bit of a challenge and I'm not at all certain of how it’s going to go over, but here it is 😳🥰

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/incest-fantasy/the-first-time-chronicles-part-four-how-gary-deflowers-miss-johnsons-niece

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