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Belthazor
1 day ago
Straight Cis Male, 32
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Idk... Gryffindor?

So is the new layout really confusing and unhelpful for anybody else?

Idk... Gryffindor?
Fun fact: the ancient Greeks had a similar question in one of their legends.

The story says that one day, whilst arguing over his many extramarital affairs, Zeus and Hera somehow came to a disagreement about who craved sex more. Men or women? Naturally every goddess who was polled said men and naturally, the gods said women. So who could be an impartial judge?

Enter Tiresias. Tiresias was a blind prophet (son of a nymph, etc) who at one point in his life, struck and injured two mating snakes. Upon doing this, he was turned into a woman, which he lived as for several years. After some time, (s)he returned to that same area and, seeing the same two snakes mating again, was able to break the curse and change back into a man.

Up on Olympus, Zeus knew of Tiresias' story and whisked the prophet up to Mount Olympus to settle the score. Basically "You've lived as both a man and a woman; who craves sex more? Men or women?" According to Tiresias, the answer was that women wanted sex even more than men did.

What was gained from this conversation? Who knows? Maybe it's just another one of those "How did Zeus not get his pecker chopped off?" stories. But it seemed like a fun tidbit to add in here.
Idk... Gryffindor?
In theaters, The Rise of Skywalker. At home, The Great Mouse Detective.
Idk... Gryffindor?
Either a Southern Irish one or girls from the Northwestern bit.

Though there's one gal from Manchester who could read her grocery list and get my engines revved. lol
Idk... Gryffindor?
Quote by inscrutable


Perfect! Those are exactly a man's ideas of what a woman should be.


Not this man! I mean, some of if not most of those things in and of themselves are fine qualities for anybody, but girl, do you!
Idk... Gryffindor?
A pig farm or a big gator pond. Pigs would be easier. They'll eat everything; clothes, bones, hair, everything but the shoes.
Idk... Gryffindor?
I am always tired
But still I keep on working
I am such a mess.
Idk... Gryffindor?
Quote by DamonX


Also certain people change their political views depending on what they feel will benefit them in their sorry little lives...

I for one love the age old Hindu parable about the woman that hates gay people but pretends to love the taste of pussy when it will increase her like count on instagram.

I also love the one about the mouse that hates abortion but throws all of her values in the trash if a pro abortion lion allows her to pull a thorn from her paw.

Is that Aeschylus or Aesop?


Wtf is this guy babbling on about?
Idk... Gryffindor?
I would say so. When I was a teenager and in my early 20's, I really didn't know much about what was going on, but supported whoever sounded best on paper.

Now I'm a democratic socialist who wants corporate money and billionaires'special interests out of politics.
Idk... Gryffindor?
Feel the desperate need
Throbbing member is aching
Ready to be used

This is what I do
When I come home from working
And I just can't sleep
Idk... Gryffindor?
Oh God, what did you get us into this time? And where are my pants??
Idk... Gryffindor?
Quote by pixie72

I couldn’t figure it out either! So changed mine as well.
Happy Pride ??


You too!
Idk... Gryffindor?
I haven't figured out how to combine a rainbow with my normal avatar, but just for this occasion, I'll change it. Hopefully the gif works. lol

Idk... Gryffindor?
#1: If they're actually in a "tiff..." who cares? lol

But Meghan for sure. She's way prettier. Plus she's American, I'm American, gotta' have *some* solidarity. lol