Hey! You. Yes, you. Sorry to bother you like this, out of the blue. You don't know me and I don't know you, and I'm sure you're busy with whatever shit is going on in your life right now, but I'm in quite a bit of a jam here, and I could really use your h...
“Oh, this is agony, sister. I cannot bear it.” As the sun hurried to hide its countenance behind the mountains in the west, I had soon realized I needed to fetch a candle or two, or I would have to put the book down for the night. And as it was, the beaut...
"A bit old for trick-or-treating, eh?" "Depends on the treat," she shrugs. I don’t have anything, no one comes here. That spooky house children run past? Mine. That weirdo who lives there, probably a retired serial killer? Me. I’m not, though. "I have pum...
There's this spa place that Cait, Lucy, and I go to often for facials and mani-pedis usually, and sometimes a massage. It's not a big place, and we're kind of regulars there, and we know everyone there and even some of the other customers. They take guys...
Cait and I were visiting her mom and aunt one weekend. Her mom was doing okay by then. She hadn't started working again but kept saying she was going to soon. And she hadn't gotten her own place yet either. She said she was looking, but Cait and I both th...
Natalie is a girl that lives two floors down from us, and Lucy hates her. She's an actress, or at least she thinks she is, and we all watched the one movie she was in once. Some unbelievably bad zombie film, where she's the blonde, big-boobed girl that ge...
Our apartment has two bathrooms. Lucy and Toby have theirs, and Cait and I have ours, and theirs is bigger but ours is the only one with a bathtub, so we all use whichever one we need and is available. And none of us ever lock the doors when we're in ther...
Day one. "I'm a tree!" No, you're not, lady. You're just some crazy broad with a hairbrush phobia. "And now I'm the wind!" The crazy broad, standing straight, reaching for the ceiling, starts waving her arms and running back and forth, and all the crazy p...
Toby and Veronica have kind of a weird relationship. She only met him after we had all gotten back together again, after our horrible year, because when all that happened, she was busy with stuff going on with her own family and with moving back to Englan...
I didn't sleep much that night. Mostly because I had slept through much of the day before, but also because the three of us spent the night in mine and Cait's bed and it's like less than half the size of Lucy and Toby's. Cait and I don't mind, of course....
I had a fan. She was sixteen years old, and she was a regular customer where I worked, and she's the smartest person I know, like a real genius. I mean, I bet she could debate Einstein about whatever he thought he knew, and you could ask her anything abou...
Did you think the last one was the 'Happy Ever After' ending? Well, the joke's on you because first of all, it's not the end. Far from it. And secondly, there's no such thing as 'Happy Ever After'. There's just 'Happy For Awhile'. And then I ruin everythi...
Cait left, with her mom. Just like that. She left me. And I was alone, somewhere between Cait and Lucy and this big ugly secret that wasn't even my secret and so it shouldn't have been mine to keep. But it was, and that was so unfair. The world had ended,...
There was stuff going on with Cait's mom and dad, but we didn't know about it because we were never there anymore really, and when we were we almost always made sure it was when they weren't home because we kinda had our own life now. A different one sepa...
So that's what I meant when I said all my dreams came true. I got to be with Cait's dad and I got to be with Lucy, and Cait still loved me, and Cait and I realized we were going to be together forever. And we both wanted Lucy to be a part of that, and we...
