“You really should cut down on the coffee.”
“No way,” I said. “People who drink coffee live longer, you know.”
Cait and I were in the cafeteria in the gym, and it was Friday. Her dad was downstairs working out, but he had been a little late and had only been doing it for like half an hour, and so we had plenty of time.
I think we were both a little nervous for some reason, but we didn't tell each other that, it was just kinda in the air and it was okay and even a little more exciting because of it, like it was the first time all over again, and I was on my second cup of coffee and Cait was halfway through her Diet Coke.
“Nuh-uh,” she said. “They have heart attacks all the time,” and I said “Oh wow, you couldn't be more wrong. And look at what you're drinking. That stuff is poison. That stuff will eat your brain.”
She looked at her bottle and said “Really?” and I said “Yeah, it's true,” and she said “It'll eat my brain?” and I said “Yeah. It's that fake sugar thing in it.”
Then she grabbed the bottle and put it down on the chair between her thighs, and she leaned forward on the table holding the bottle in place, and she whispered “But do you think it'll eat my pussy?” and I almost spat my coffee at her, but I managed to swallow it and it got stuck in my throat and I laughed and coughed, and the two guys that were there at another table stared at us and rolled their eyes and that just made me laugh more.
Then after we'd been talking for a while, I said “Cait, there's something I need to tell you,” and she said “What?” but I wasn't sure how to tell her.
Like, what was I going to say? 'Your mom has this whole lesbian S&M dungeon sex cave thing going on where she works, and also, I've been fucking her. Hope you don't mind'?
I just couldn't. And it wasn't exactly true either. I mean, she stuck her tongue in my pussy, and rubbed her pussy in my face, and she spanked me and fingered me, but it's not like I did anything, really. It's not like with Lucy's mom, and I was never going to tell Lucy anything. And that hadn't happened for a long time anyway now.
And I thought, 'Forget about the coffee, what I really need to cut down on is this habit of fucking my friends' moms'.
So Cait said “Well?” and I just said “You know, it's nothing really. It can wait,” and she shrugged.
Then we just sat there and looked out the window down at the gym, and a few minutes later her dad went over to the wall to stretch and Cait said “Finally,” and we got up and ran down the stairs and in to the locker room and in there we hid behind our wall and waited, and I kept thinking, 'She likes watching you do stuff to her dad so maybe she'll like it if it's her mom too and maybe she'll even want to watch and that would be so hot', and so I said “Cait, listen. Your mom…”
But I couldn't get the words out, and Cait said “What?” and I said “Uhm, nothing. Really. I'm sorry,” and she said “Wow, you're weird today,” and I was going to say something, but then someone came through the door from the gym.
It was just some woman, a really good-looking bodybuilder type in yoga pants and a sports bra, and we watched her enter the exact same bathroom stall that we were going to use, the one we always used and that was next to the one Cait's dad always used, and Cait whispered “Oh shit.”
“Don't worry," I said. "She'll be out of there before he's here.”
But then five minutes later she was still in there, and Cait's dad came and headed for the showers, and we backed up between the wall and the lockers, and Cait said, “Now what?” and I said “We'll just use the one on the other side,” because there was a stall on the right side of his too, and so we went in there and Cait whispered “But what if she's still there when he comes?” and I just shrugged and whispered “So?”
And then we heard Cait's dad enter and we heard him pee, and we couldn't really be sure if that woman was still there or not, but we hadn't heard her leave, but how long could she possibly be in there?
So I did what I had done all those times before and put my hand through the hole and did that 'come here' thing, and then pulled my hand back, and we waited, but nothing happened.
I looked at Cait and we just waited a bit more, but then I put my face close to the wall and the hole was big enough for me to see inside, and her dad was definitely there, but I was staring right at his ass.
And I didn't mind that, but that meant he had his back to our wall, which meant that he had his cock through the hole on the opposite wall. Which meant that that bodybuilder woman was sucking him off right now.
I waved for Cait to come look and she knelt down beside me and looked through the hole, and her jaw dropped, and she looked at me and I could see that she was thinking, 'That bitch!' and I nodded because I was thinking the same thing.